Posted by: Alexia Harris on: May 12, 2008
“If we were a movie
You’d be the right guy
And I’d be the best friend
You’d fall in love with
In the end we’d be laughing
Watching the sunset
Fade to black
Show the names
Play that happy song”
Play that happy song?
Well, things haven’t been so happy for kid star Miley Cyrus (a.k.a. Hannah Montana). After giving the world, and bloggers like me, something to talk about when she posed half-naked for Vanity Fair, Miley has been the target of comment and ridicule. Thanks to you Miley, I have another interesting post to publish! 
Children are obsessed with Hannah and her split personality, as they are with Jamie Lynn Spears and High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens. But what are parents to do when their children are looking up to 16-year-old parents-to-be and young actresses with topless pictures floating on the Web? Or how do they explain to their kids that Miley, even with her exposed back and post-sex hair, is still a good girl?
That’s a hard one. I’m just glad my daughter isn’t fanatical over Hannah Montana.
ATTENTION PARENTS: Be prepared to talk about the birds and the bees!
According to Miley, the picture was “artsy,” (she now has changed her opinion) but if you call that artistic, then I guess so are the pin-ups on the ceilings and walls of the nearest prison that Jim of Cell Block D is using to help relieve his sexual frustration.
OK, that may be a tad extreme, but there are perverts that get pleasure from looking at little girls with their clothes on, let alone those covered in only a bed sheet.
But wait, it gets worse. Rumor has it that Miley has gotten an offer to pose in Playboy. Yup, in three years, Hef (another perv) wants Miley to grace the magazine’s centerfold. I wouldn’t be surprised if she said yes, with full support from dad.
That’s scheduled to happen three years from now, but what in the meantime? Will Miley follow behind Jamie and become preggers? Or will she trail Lindsay (Lohan) and Britney (Spears) and be the latest star-gone-wild, behavior Miley calls “normal” and should be expected from 21- to 25-year-olds? I think we all know the answer to this one.
So, where does Disney go from here? How do they handle a bad situation that could’ve been prevented and may have a damaging effect on Disney’s market?
This is a tough one, but the first thing on my list would be to have a talk with Miley and her management team (because they obviously aren’t doing a good job of managing). Whatever Disney decides to do, they need to do it quick because ratings are already decreasing! (read more)
It’ll be interesting to see how this plays out.
I think ur evil for talking about miley like this. if u hate her so much then why do you care what she does?
May 12, 2008 at 9:30 pm
Things could be alot worse!
http://hannah-montana.magnify.net/